Do you know what excitement is? We think it’s when you realise your ambitions. When you see your dreams made real. When the thing you knew you wanted turns out to better than your expectations.Do not make the mistake of confusing excitement with an “experience”; in the day to day world of shopping excitement is sold as an experience. Due to this a Tattoo can be sold by the uncaring to those wanting one thing, who then find out the hard way they have ended up with something very different, forever.
So let’s stick with raw excitement. Elation that leads to adrenaline rush excitement…that moment when you say to yourself “YES!”. Have you found that yet?
Then your world is about to change.
When the Formula One Caravan crosses the world in order to race, or the British Superbike teams move from track to circuit, you will not see the professional “fast boys” compete with only a bag of tools and a few race items that they could carry by hand.
That would be farcical. At the peak of their skills, they turn up in purpose built vans and trucks with gleaming workshops which contain all of their tools, their race items and most importantly they create their own work space. No matter where they are in the world their work station looks the same, because everywhere they go they are obsessed with performing at their best.
Some people believe that all they need to Tattoo on the move is a bag of tools and a roll of cling film. At I Aint No Saint we disagree, we like to think that in order to be the “F1” of tattooing it requires slightly more effort. A lot more in fact…
So in order to be the best we decided to approach the company that purpose builds the Race Vans for the world’s top teams. And we had them build us a van, a very special van indeed. Instead of putting a workshop in the back we had them fit a fully sealed Clean Room: a work station which meets our standards and where we can carry out Tattooing, Piercing and Laser Tattoo Removal.
Our van far surpasses all legal and legislative requirements for a Tattoo Studio. It has a seating and waiting area. It has hot and cold running water and hand washing stations within the work area. More importantly it is a fully insured Studio with all the necessary public liability and health checks in place. It goes without saying that all of our medical waste contracts and our licenses are clean and current too.
It’s full of other really cool and fun stuff that’s there to entertain you as well; we like happy relaxed clients, that’s important. What we have worked to build is an intimate Studio experience. And if you want to take a break we have a large covered area to relax in and even a separate toilet too.
The two hour drive to the Studio is no longer your problem, the Studio can move to you; all we need is to connect to a mains supply 240v or we can fire up our silent generator. Naturally we will try to appease the State with license applications for your area. A license cannot be refused by law to a Studio that meets all of the requirements, but how long it will take the powers that be to process the fact that our Studio has wheels? This is usually the only minor sticking point.
Subject to licensing we are available for events in all areas. Using disposable Tattoo equipment enables us to process as many clients as if we were in our own Studio. So if you have a team event or launch party why not have a Tattoo Studio on site? If you move in the Corporate World where your clients may not want a permanent Tattoo we can Airbrush on temporary ones (logos are popular) and display some real Tattoo Art at the same time. Our clients tell us it’s a killer talking point and a great icebreaker.
We can also attend Clubs and Social Events, Training Grounds, Concert Venues, Festivals, Showrooms and places of residence all as long as we can pull up and park.
We would welcome the opportunity to attend your Tattoo Convention and put on our show should you be able to accommodate us?
So, if you have always wanted that one Tattoo, or you have a great idea and want to work with us, or if you are simply busy to the point that you need the Studio to come to you, then why not contact us today, we are excited to hear your plans…
….and we know you’ll be blown away when you see us.
But, if you want to be part of the full Stealth Project “experience” that we offer grab a membership card and password from Iain or Anna next time you’re in the Studio. Without this you will have to get past the Doorman before you can enter The Stealth Project online. If you are a previous customer or friend of the Studio then remind us, if you’re new to the Studio but want to get involved with the Stealth Project then you will have to state your case.
For enquiries regarding Corporate Events, Conventions, Promotional Events and Tattoo displays please email firstname.lastname@example.org.
We are not re-inventing the wheel or the Tattoo, we are just putting the next phase in motion…